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[May. 14th, 2008|02:47 pm]
sainath
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Dust Storm!!!
At 2.45pm the entire atmosphere is clouded, there's a sepia feel to the surroundings. Witnessed a tree branch collapse due to heavy winds. The birds are all confused. Grey hornbills are trying to fly, but getting back to their almost ready to collapse perches.

Oh, damn. I left my hostel room window open!
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What is Deadlock.................? [May. 14th, 2008|02:38 pm]

jokes

[vivek_nag]
the concept of deadlock

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.

Grandpa
(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement
 ……………………………….

 

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Have you ever seen the rain? [May. 13th, 2008|11:19 pm]

purely_narcotic
Virgin America is now officially my favorite airline. I got upgraded to First Class when flying in to Los Angeles today, not because I fly Virgin America almost every other weekend, but 'cause I was wearing tracks that had USC written in red (OK, cardinal) and it was the 13th day of the month (Virgin America supposedly started their flights on the 13th of some month).The airport lounge in San Fran flashed this neon sign that read: Fly to Los Angeles on Flight VA 849 and watch out for Ray & Jay. The lounge looked like it could stage a circus with Ray & Jay(Guest Services at Virgin America actually have a comedy duo on their payroll!) doing the 'funnies' and early morning travellers throwing each other the 'This is really not happening right?' looks.

The flight itself was uneventful- strawberry cheesecake, a sandwich that tasted like paper and a lady who smelled like my hand cream sitting next to me.

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After years of waiting and much deliberation and research, I went ahead and got myself a nose piercing. Dave at Mom's Body Shop in the famed Haight-Ashbury neighborhood- which is so named because they treat you like your Mom would- patiently listened to all my questions, changed his gloves four times and gave me a pretty li'l nose stud for a piercing.

Funny that as I waved my hands around in the air and in that one moment of clarity when you don't know if you're doing the right thing, almost jumped off that big leather bed, Dave like a true Mommy says, 'Put your hands down, chin up and sit quietly.' Yeah they are allowed to do that- after all, they bill you even before you see who your 'Piercer' is. Dave's business card reads: Piercer! Isn't that so awesome: 'What does your Dad do? He pierces.'

The aftercare prescribed includes Zinc lozenges, Q-tips and strict warnings against 'sucking, biting and kissing.' Keep your doggies away from me, in other words.
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I have had more seafood today than in my entire lifetime. After digging into an entire plate of Kaizen Chirashi, I got myself more sushi for dinner.
 

**
In spite of being all acerbic and sharp-tongued, I always manage to keep my cool with most people. If you think I have a 'short fuse' then you must also know that you're stupid. My levels of patience are inversely proportional to your level of stupidity: The more stupid you are, the less patient I am.

So anyway, I walk into the house and I see that my humble li'l home has morphed into something like a jungle sans the 'Welcome to the Jungle' beat. There were more people in the house than I could count and all of them apparently stayed there. While I was away for a weekend, there was an invasion. Annoying to see so many people milling around but anyway...

I walk into my room which has also been invaded- The Goan was thrown out of her room by Miss Dehathi whose parents in law had arrived, and she in turn decided to make my room home- and find that my yellow-yellow pillows and the yellow-yellow comforter are missing. The li'l yellow duckie is lying like a dead lifeless piece of shit on my bed and the bed is bare- like I were dead too. I walk into Miss Dehathi's room and find my comforter and pillow lying on her bed. I have no clue what they were doing there, but in a fit of rage I managed to pull them off her bed, dumped them on mine and then screamed at whoever was within earshot: if any of you touch my stuff, I'll hack you to death.

Miss Yellow is back at the 'Guess who has OCD'(I snapped at Rahool for littering the place with the leftovers of his drinking parties and emptied out bottles of vodka and wine into the sink as he stood there watching- helpless, quiet and shocked. I'm quite a bully, if you didn't know that already) jokes and The Goan still snides, 'Stuck up snooty nosed bitch' but whatever.

If it's my desk, I know exactly how many blue pens are in the pen stand at any given time, my wardrobe is colour coded and so are the folders on my desk but seriously, I don't think being a control freak makes one such a bad person. I may start freaking out if the plates on the kitchen counter are not arranged according to size and colour, and if the bottles of spices are not kept standing with their labels pointing outwards and if my books are returned with damaged spines, but hey... “It turns out that an eerie type of chaos can lurk just behind a facade of order - and yet, deep inside the chaos lurks an even eerier type of order.
 
**

I quite like myself. :)
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Kodialgutti road [May. 14th, 2008|12:30 pm]

premkudva
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So here is a video of Kodialguttu road before someone decides to dig it all up again;-)

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Big girl [May. 14th, 2008|12:17 pm]

premkudva
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Remember Thin girl on a scooter?

Here is a big girl.

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IPL Match 35 Kolkata Knight Riders vs Delhi Daredevils [May. 14th, 2008|10:37 am]

premkudva
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Kolkata Knight Riders vs Delhi Daredevils

KKR batted first on winning the toss but only muster 133/6 which we all know is insufficient in a 20-20 and that too against an opponent like Sehwag and Gautam!

BUT!

KKR had the devil himself with them in the name of Shoab Akhtar. Did he make a come back or what! As the newspapers would report he ripped through the Delhi top order taking 4 very convincing wickets! Did you hear the crowds roar of approval when Shoab [Pakistani] took the wickets of Sehwag and Gautam [both Indian]. Man it was too much. It was too much for Shoab too, he was exhilarated making my wife to comment "He will say 'I will not go back to Pakistan' since he is anyhow going to be banned there!" Heh!

Meanwhile taking those 4 wickets didn't mean the match was sewn up, after the total was low and still winnable. BUT the other bowlers chipped in taking wickets at what they call "regular intervals":-) Two for a chap called Dinda, and three for someone called Shukla. Akhtar and Shukla both were on a hatrick but the new batsman warded them off both times.

Suchitra was rooting for the KKR her fav team since it is owned by her most fav SRK. And was urging the fellows on as if it was a India vs some other country match. Usually she doesn't, in the IPL I mean, we really don't care if say the Devils win instead of the Punjab, since we like them both.

But I was rooting for the Devils since it has our Sehwag and Gautam [also nice old Mr McGrath] and so my chuckles when some KKR balls went for wides or 4s were not met with any approval from her:-) One KKR ball went for 5 wides [missed wicket keeper] seeing Suchitra very tense I told her to look at the positive side, "What positive side!" she thundered, "The Dare Devils got 5 runs you know" I said. I got what is known as the classic "look daggers" look;-) Taking the hint I then cheered KKR to their inevitable victory.

They might have won by 23 runs, but it could have got very close. Heck if Sehwag had say hit a couple of sixes in his over [instead of getting out for a duck] the game would have looked different. No wonder Akhtar got the MOM.

PS: We leave to Singapore tomorrow. And so will not be seeing any IPL matches and so no reviews too. I find the match closing quite late in India and so have no interest in sitting into the night in Singapore which India +2.5 hours ahead.
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Morning is about to start [May. 14th, 2008|10:02 am]

travelertrish
I've spent nearly an hour and a half just answering emails this morning. a wonderful turn of events, to have that many emails to answer, but i am giving short shrift to the blog, I fear.

I wanted to let you all know that I'm working on the photo problem. I don't have a copy of photoshop on my laptop...and we were just too lazy in bangkok to go pick up the only affordable copy in the world...so getting the photos to a proper size to upload here with this very limited bandwidth in enough time to actually get the job done...a problem. I'm working on it.

well, i'm starting my work day here at about 10:30 with the other nepalis. what a wonderful schedule: work from roughly ten to five but six days a week. since i work six days a week anyway, this would suit me fine. i feel relatively guilty for turning up at nine when i'm at home.

quick picture of our livig conditions:
a kind of guest room in the building that houses our org we're working for. the solar panels that are supposed to provide hot water are apparently broken because there isn't any. intermittant electrical blackouts make things like internet and reading with the light on at night a problem. there is also a very interesting system of using water instead of toilet paper that i really must describe when i have time. used all over the world, by the way...just not where we come from.

okay, i really do have to get to work. I will try to post photos tonight...your tomorrow morning...i'm already at tomorrow morning. i just love this weird temporal shift thing.
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Bhoothnath [May. 14th, 2008|09:54 am]

premkudva
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You may not get the proper results for Bhoothnath like eg the official site, the wiki page, imdb etc. This is because you probably spelled it Bhootnath or Boothnath.

Meanwhile there is a continuity error in Bhoothnath. The little boy when he is first shown is perfectly fine, but when he goes to school a large portion of his upper right incisor is chipped off. Later at home the tooth is whole. This is repeated once again in the school sequence. There after the tooth is whole. I can't imagine why or how they allowed this to get through. CGI was used throughout the movie for various special effects, so adding a chipped off tooth would have been mildly put child's play;-)
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round three [May. 13th, 2008|11:20 pm]

asakiyume
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[mood | intoxicated]
[music |Mari Fujiwara: The Wind Forest]

I am at work on the third draft, now, of "The Oracle." Very many apologies to [info]jmeadows, who got stuck with the first draft. You can trash that! It has changed....

How many things and people, real, almost real, and more than real, can I be in love with at once? So many, so very many. And that's "in love"--doesn't even take into account the things I just plain love. This intoxication!
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Word Games [May. 14th, 2008|08:21 am]

kshah
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[Current Location |bangalore]
[mood | listless]

( You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors. )
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[May. 13th, 2008|11:35 pm]

skthewimp
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Given Shah Rukh's affinity for smoking, I won't be surprised if Kolkota Knight Riders decide to purchase a tobacco firm. Then it'll be yet another case of KKR being involved in Barbarians at the gate

PS: Today's was one of the best games of the IPL so far. A low total defended successfully on a decent pitch. An excellent show of fast bowling, a few run outs, late recovery, bad umpiring (Tiwary had an inside edge)
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Fences [May. 13th, 2008|07:23 am]

suzan_s
I hate fences. I hate the whole concept of fences. When ranches started developing here in Texas, (The cowboys that had ridden the Salt Grass trails started actually owning property and then started building fences.), during the winter season hundreds of dead animals would be found all along the fence line. Not being able to migrate to a warmer climate, they died. Fences say, "I OWN this property. It's MINE." which is NOT the way I believe deep, deep within my soul. I really believe what Chief Seattle said, "This we know: the earth does not belong to man, man belongs to the earth."

That being said......Read more... )
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[May. 13th, 2008|06:36 pm]

travelertrish
JF got a photo of me doing yoga at the temple this morning. I had forgotten the part about how you greet everyone you meet on the path with, basically, "Praise the Lord." Only what they said is "Jai Samboh," which literally means Hail Shiva, one of the gods around here. But it also sounds a whole lot like SWOMBO, She who must be obeyed that my friend Scott calls his wife and so I got many chuckles all the way up the hill. Then yoga out in the open, facing the rising sun...ahhh...

prepared us for the grueling hour to Kathmandu, 10 miles and foh-EVAH... and then the total bullshit of the indian embassy where we waited in line for two and a half hours and just made it under the wire before they started turning people away. one guy doing all the processing, maybe 60 people trying to get something done and three guys back in the office but only one working on this. It is ever thus when dealing with indian bureaucracy, but it's exhausting. and then the bus ride back.

Oh but that wasn't IT, heavens no. That was for the telex to make sure we are not terrorists. We have to come back in three days, and do the whole thing again. What we decided was to get a nice hotel room very close by and then we'll be ready to pop in at 7 am and wait our two hours then rather than later.

So many thoughts...but the generator is spewing carbon monoxide and noise and i'm just flat stupid at this point. Later...
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Early morning before the walk... [May. 13th, 2008|06:32 pm]

travelertrish
Written this morning, posted tonight...

It's 4:30 am and I mistakenly left the alarm in Set Alarm mode, so that when I looked at the clock, I thought it was already 5:10. We leapt up and were puzzled by how dark it is. We have a rendezvous with our guys this morning to do their morning puja walk. They go every morning to a Shiva (I think) temple on a little hill outside of the city. The whole round trip takes them 2 hours, and they stop for tea and chat and take it easy along the way. I did this walk once with Surya and Ramesh before, in 2005.

In 1979, Rampashad Prajapati owned the only guest house in Bhaktapur, located outside the city gate next to a little pine forest. In the early mornings, women would come to the forest to gather pine needles for their cooking fires. Now the city has many, many guest houses and restaurants and Rampashad moved his concern outside the city not far from the temple where we're going this morning. I met Rampashad again in 2005, had coffee and talked about how successful he has become. He's sent his children to America to be educated; he's that successful. He's an old guy now, surrounded by grandchildren, gently guiding his sons into the business.

Yesterday, I put together a little video about our first walk in the city. I used the footage from my FlipVideo and audio from my little voice recorder, though I did some talking while I shot the video and that is overlaid with the other audio. This is my first attempt at using MovieMaker and it's pretty crude, but I think it starts to give the feeling of that magical morning. I still haven't seen any of JF's photos, but I'm sure they will be much more satisfying in the long run. Video is a great tool, and this little Flip is so cute and easy to use, but there's nothing like the quality of the image you really need to do a halfway professional production.

I'm still sneezing the dust and pollution of Kathmandu out of my nose. When we arrived, it was Saturday, and the middle of the day. Yesterday, we left at 2 pm and didn't get home until 6. It was an appalling trip, and I actually knew what was coming. Several people have said to us that the government is simply not functioning here, hasn't been functioning for some time. There are officials...we met two of them yesterday. They were driving a huge SUV. The hotshots here love their SUVs. They don't have Humvees, or at least I haven't seen any, but if they could get them here, they would. Officials abound, but their priorities are not on getting the work of governing done, my Nepali friends tell me.

So the no-motorized traffic laws for the center of Bhaktapur are ignored and the motorbikes buzz around like big, lethal bees. So the road-- and there is only one road, there is not a back way or any possible short or long cut--to Kathmandu is so choked with vehicles, taxis, buses, motorcycles, scooters and individual cars, that it takes an hour and a half to go about seven miles. You couldn't walk it in that time, but believe me, after doing it once, you WANT to. There is no restriction on the number of vehicles that can come into the country and our government official yesterday told us they were arriving at the rate of 10,000 a year, all of them, practically, to the Kathmandu valley.

People wear face masks when they have to be outside in the traffic for any length of time, like the Japanese.

After the Indian Embassy proved impregnable, we walked back to the bus station, which is really just a wide place in the road with a million buses belching black soot into the air. We went into Thamel, the tourist part of the city. JF was dumbstruck that there is absolutely nothing left of the Kathmandu we knew in 1979. In Thamel, the streets are filled to the brim with souvenir shops, tourists and touts. We were looking for a book for him, since he's about to be finished with his sci-fi novel, but JF has made the astute observation that travelers and tourists don't seem to read science fiction on the road. At least, he's having trouble finding any second-hand books...or even new ones.

I'm posting news about the web site project over on the Worlds Touch blog.
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[info]notadodo and his adventures [May. 13th, 2008|05:36 pm]

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His email this morning read...

While you folks were busy slogging your butts off, staring at screens displaying crap, gulping in gallons of coffee, this was what I was upto. For a whole month :)



Now lets hope that we get to read some good reports too :)
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Temple food [May. 13th, 2008|03:08 pm]

skthewimp
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During my recent pilgrimage, three of my four meals were at temples - two at the Horanadu temple and one at Sringeri. For the fourth meal, we took a conscious decision that a temple meal may not be suitable for an overnight bus journey on a bumpy road, so we ate at a restaurant.

The temple meal was kinda standardized. In both places. Steaming hot gooey rice. Rasam. Sambar. Buttermilk. Grey coloured payasam. Actually the Horanadu meal also included puliyogare. And the day we landed up in Horanadu, there were a large number of homas because of which we got an additional jilebi each as a treat.

The food was "all you can eat" in a weird sense. It was as if it was all you could eat in the limited amount of time. So you have these servers who bring rice in trolleys and dump large steaming ladlefuls into your plate. You then need to somehow spread it out and immediately large helpings of sambar/rasam (also steaming hot) fall into your plate. The challenge now is to mix these two hot substances in double quick time and gulp it all down before the next serving occurs, which is after about three minutes. The process repeats itself a couple of times by when you see everyone around you rushing to the taps. And you follow.

I was wondering what is the incentive for the temples to serve good quality food. Consider that the food is free, and that most people who are eating it are unlikely to eat it again for a long time to come. Most importantly, most people consider the temple food to be "prasad", on which you are not allowed to pass negative comments, but have to just consume dutifully. You can also expect most of the eaters to be grateful that you are giving them unlimited food (albeit in limited time) for free, and so they shouldn't crib too much about the quality.

The only thing I can think of is in terms of indirect income. Apart from the time limit and heat, I found the food pretty good, and made a substantial contribution to both the temples, so that they would continue to serve good food in the time to come. If one were to be able to separate out how much contribution comes out of "devotion" and how much comes out of appreciation for the good food, one might be able to figure out the actual impact in terms of revenues of serving good food.

Actually, from the temple manager's perspective, it's not tough to find this out. The situation is extremely suitable for a randomized trial. Given the large number of visitors every day, all the manager needs to do is to randomly change the quality of food on different days. And then observe the contributions made on those days. If this kind of experiment is run over a reasonable number of days, the manager will be able to get a good picture of the impact of good food, and then do a cost-benefit analysis to figure out the optimal quality of food being served.

As an aside, after being used to a wheat-heavy diet, it is tough to get enough calories if you eat rice throughout the day. Going back to my density argument, once you're used to a wheat-heavy diet, your stomach capacity is lower in terms of volume, though there is no change in calorie requirement. Hence, even if you eat a stomachful of rice, it's tough to not be hungry till the next meal. This, combined with the fact that I had to literally swallow the food without really chewing it (thanks to the time limit), didn't do my stomach too much good.

I also have to mention here that the temples at both Sringeri and Horanadu accomplish the Brahmin discrimination in an elegant fashion. Both have segregated dining halls for Brahmins, the only catch being that there are no signboards. The only way you know about the presence of these halls is to be with someone else who knows about these halls (these halls are also away from the main dining halls in both places, so it's tough to find them out unless someone shows you). Men are required to take off their shirts at these halls, so as to display the janavaara (I wore back my janavaara to exploit this arbitrage; and then have been too lazy to take it off). Sometimes you are asked your gotra, and if you can confidently name a Brahmin gotra, you are through.

So the temple manages to discriminate without being too explicit about it. Most of the people being discriminated against don't know and those who are discriminated for are happy to accept the arbitrage. A significantly superior solution than at places like Mantralaya where they make the discrimination explicit blatant.
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For Sale [May. 13th, 2008|01:02 pm]

bangalore

[poocha9]
 

 

Owner Going Out Of Country

 

For Sale:

 

Sofa Set,

 4-Seater Dining, 

Beds,

Cupboard,

W/Machine,

Music System,

Crockery,

Computer And Other Household Items…

 

Open: Fri 16th   And    Sun 18th  

 

10.00am  - 9.00pm

 

And From Mon 19th For 1 Week:

 

5.00 Pm  - 8.00 Pm

 

Contact

 

C-1 Madhuban Apts., 2nd Floor, Hosur Main Road, Adugodi  Bangalore 560 030
 Landmark : Close To Star Bazaar,  Opp. Adugodi Police Station
 
9886020850
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IPL Match 34 [May. 13th, 2008|12:24 pm]

premkudva
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Kings XI Punjab beat Bangalore Royal Challengers

Royal Challengers just managed a meagre 144. Since we had gone to see Bhoothnath we missed much of the fun;-) Later I think while the Punjab were batting to a sure win [9 wickets] I think Mr Mallya [Royal Whiner] must have spoken to his friends in the cable industry [or paid them] to switch off transmission. Yeah so we couldn't see the BRC losing with 5 overs to spare. All we saw was a blue screen.

Last heard from Mallya, he wants Fisichella and Sutil to bat for the BRC and Dravid and Boucher to drive a F1 car.
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Superstar India [May. 13th, 2008|12:20 pm]

premkudva
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Superstar India by Shoba De

So finished this book yesterday.Actually she calls her self Shobaa which I find very strange considering that she otherwise sounds like a very straight forward person who doesn't believe in dumb beliefs.

Okay so the book is about India, how it is today as compared to a few years ago. Few years ago we were pathetic. When I went abroad I could only take US$ 500 with me as per the regulations. Now not only can I take more, I won't since my credit card is valid anywhere as compared to my old cards which said "valid in India and Nepal only"

BUT as De goes on, side by side with our barons who are able to build a $2 billion "house" [my example not hers] we still have the utterly poor just like the days of old when I could only take $500 out of the country.

So she goes on to talk about the immense contrasts in our country. And makes it known that she doesn't think very highly of China. Chiefly because of lack of freedom. In the sense they are very free, but her minders and guides literally beg her not to ask questions on Tiananmen Square [the massacre ie] or about other uncomfortable things in the country.

The book is a fine read, except for some irritating formatting. Very randomly throughout the book she has sentences in bold as if to emphasise it. Whereas all it does it act like a pot hole on a road, you don't like the pothole but are force to go over it.

There are a few mistakes.
Page 228 Example of the ad slogan "It's different!" should be for Maggie Ketchup not Maggie Noodles [while describing Suchitra Sen]
Page 235 N409ot likely [obvious printer error]
Page 427 Freddie Mercury not Freddie Murphy [obviously made a mistake with Eddie Murphy]

Not very amazingly I found that most of the sentiments in the book were exactly what I would express. Though the examples of Indians zipping off bi annually to foreign locales in their private jets will still be restricted to the Ambanis and not others. I am e.g. going to Singapore on Indian Airlines [not business class] and leaving the country after a period of 8 years!

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Meme: Table Talk [May. 13th, 2008|11:56 am]
agelessbonding
I am continuing this meme at the behest of Shefaly and really loved doing this one. Thank you Shefaly.

What’s your favourite table?
Actually it is not a table but the courtyard at my grandma’s place where about 15 of us sat down to eat together , laughing, bantering and sharing. It was not about the food at all which was mostly simple home - cooked stuff; but it was about the feeling of
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