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Multilingual humour

What do you call a bee that comes from America?

USB


What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?

Jaswanti


Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?

Because of 'Tali-ban'


How do you ask your 'Maasi' to take a dip in water?

Diplomacy!😀😀


How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?

Vocabulary

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?

Umar Gul



What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop?
MOTIVATING.
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