Location, location, location!
Where, oh, where can I say that I saw
In the capital city of Karnataka....
Those rare ornithological specimens that I click.
Usually not in the city, but far!
I worry, you see, that others might spy
And click ...and disturb...those beautiful birts.
But I don't want to keep the location to myself.
So of course,I say, "Bangalore Outskirts."
Whether it's the hills, the forests or the valley
Or any of the few remaining lakes...the wirts
That are written under those superb photographs, are always
Those teasing ones: "Bangalore Outskirts".
Bangalore-for-birders is a shy maiden: Not for her
Those see-through tees or off-the-shoulder shirts.
You may get only a peep at some shy part of a birt
Under those far-reaching "Bangalore Outskirts".
So I feel happy I'm sharing the info with the world
Of fellow Bangalore-birders till it hurts:
But still I know I will never give away
The actual location of those "Bangalore Outskirts".
I rest easy in mind; I am the only ethical birder.
All the rest of them are irresponsible disaster-alerts.
Let them try to find the bird I found! I defy them
By telling them I found it in the "Bangalore Outskirts".