deponti (deponti) wrote,

The G-string....

When I was born, in Kolkata
I had a G-string around me.
Not the one that you're thinking of!
Wash your dirty minds, and see

My words.... I had around me
Scores of G's....Banner-G
Chatter-G, and Mukher-G.
However, today, what others admire
About my Ener-G!

It's all I have, that saves me from
A deadly lazy lethar-G.
It keeps me from sinking down
Though I'm well past my apo-G.

And if my nonsense verse annoys you
With its total or-G
Of G-words, just snap back at me..
Or accept my apolo-G!
Tags: english, humour, letters, verse, word play

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