Delhi is full of signboards where lots of liberty is taken with English As She Is Wrote.
Here's a board :
No, that's not advertising spares which will sway (or swe) to the beat of a different drummer....Juki, Pegasus, Siruba, Brother and so on are brands of ....sewing machines.
But don't miss the "Hero Honds" Chowk in GGN (that's Gudgaon) either...not Hero Honda.
I was asleep for most of the ride back or I would have been able to get more gems for my collection...