deponti (deponti) wrote,

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Want some new jokes

Are there NO new jokes (except topical ones ) left in this world? EVERY joke that I have got in the past few months are ones I have seen before, some more than a decade ago...

Oh please..if you have heard any fresh ones lately (non-veg jokes gleefully accepted) please send them along to me....I am the lady said as she tucked into a triple chocolate ice-cream shake.
Tags: humour, jokes, lack, want

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