April 13th, 2011

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Pun-jab....

Thanks to Vittal for these!

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion
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Tree-dwellers of Kaziranga....

No, I'm not referring to the birds here! There were two creatures that my friends were very eager to see....the

HOOLOCK GIBBON

and the

BLACK-CAPPED LANGUR

(Well, they wanted a few more, but those....they didn't get!)


We were able to see the male Hoolock Gibbon first....


male gibbon 040411


Almost immediately, we realized that there was a mother-and-child duo quite close by:


gibbon mthr and chld in lvs 040411


After a little while, the mother felt secure enough to let the baby away from her body, and let the little one swing around by itself:


gibbon mother and child playing 040411


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