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The most absurd doctor visit of my life, 120619
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I have been suffering from a sore throat for about three weeks now and had to stop my evening swim. I'd gone to one ENT specialist, but a course of antibiotics and decongestants did not help, So I decided to take a second opinion.

I went to someone who was recommended. WITHOUT looking at my throat, after I had described my symptoms, he asked me my blood group and when I said A+, he said all A+ "types" have acid reflux, that's what I have. I said NO, I don't have acid reflux. We argued about this for a while, then he finally said, it could be "hidden".

Then he said I probably have high blood pressure. I said NO, I don't have it. I asked him to check my b.p. It was 120/80. "Borderline", he said. Then he said, "You probably have thyroid problems." I said I'd had it tested recently, NO, I don't have it. "Things can change in a month," said this cheerful guy. I repeated that I am active and do not feel that I have hyperthyroidism. "You might have hypothyroidism," he said. I was about to say NO and I just gave up.

"Are you losing weight?" he asked. I said, on the contrary, I've gained a little weight but am not worried about it. "You might have hypothyroidism," replied the optimist. After the examination, he told me I have a deviated septum and find it hard to sleep on my left side...which is generally how I sleep most comfortably. Then he started talking about how this area was 35 years ago.

I just paid my Rs.500 and walked out before he diagnosed heart trouble, diabetes, or perhaps cancer. Another ten minutes and he would have sent me to the ICU.... or for cremation.

I have not exaggerated anything (except the last sentence); this is what actually happened.