Not only are some people willing to arrange your wedding for you, they are also willing to keep your marriage going, so if you want a marriage designer...
Would you like a word for your milk?
I never got to finding out how they parcel tea and coffee:
Once again, I marvelled at the need to put up news of marriages and deaths on the public highway:
Finally, here's a god that most of us propitiate regularly:
Having an MLC is an undiluted delight!