My (Rubber)neck Exercises While at the 'Puter
Wide open is my office door
As working at my desk I sit
Performing some routine chore
The keyboard keys I merrily hit
Out in one of the cubicles
Jenn takes an incoming call
While idly filing her cuticles
And sipping from a latte tall
Over the monitor I peek
Stretching my neck doing so
As she continues to speak
I admire her top cut quite low
I guess it's her boyfriend calling
Most likely about a date
I lean so much I risk falling
I hear, "Awesome!" then "Great!"
To better catch their love talk
My head from side to side I tilt
Don't let this cause alarm or shock
My neck muscles are well built!
At call's end she sits up straight
Her lissome physique nice 'n taut
I rue my excess body weight
Sighing, "That Jenn sure's hot!"
Middle age does make me sad
As the Jenns of the world float by
At least for one thing I am truly glad
To neck pain I can say, ... "Good bye!"
And that inspired me to respond:
Look at the office Lothario
In the middle of his ogling scenario.
Popping eyes and open mouth
And a hefty chest that has slipped south.
"He may look at girls," said a colleague sage;
"But the only thing that goes up..is his age!"